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No Sex Please, We're British!

Sept 18-28, 2014

In this English farce, newlywed Assistant Bank Manager, Peter, and his wife, Frances, live in the apartment above his bank. When Frances sends away for a gift for Peter, she expects Scandinavian glassware, but instead receives Scandinavian pornography. Hysteria ensues as Peter and Frances try to stop the deliveries, which are getting increasingly worse, and at the same time keep anyone in the bank from finding out.

written by Alistair Foot and Anthony Marriott

directed by Clara McCarthy

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